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Thursday, September 25, 2003

...Booth Pictures...

So here they are...tan tan tan!!..hehehe..;) The scanner wasn't working, so I just took a picture w/ the digi cam of the booth picture..hah! So here's the pic of Me, Mae, and Bub @ Fudrockers(sp?) fun fun times!

...Closer Look @ Colored ..

...Closer Look @ Black & White ...

Olive laughed at 6:01 PM//

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Sunday, September 21, 2003

...Fun Times Happy Bday Mike!...

So Thursday, Mae and I went to get Bub and decided to get some Mexican. Bub recommended the one by Moonlite Market, but that ended up being burned down..so sad..and MAE was LAUGHING about it too! hahah..so sad..tsk tsk tsk..jk! SoO we decided to go to one of my fav. Mex. place w/c is the one by Division. Thanks for letting me share the carne asada fries u two! ;D..hah.I seem to have been scavenging off you guy's food all day that day..haha..sorry! my treat next time yea?! ;) After grubbing, went to Mary Anne's to sing some more Karaoke w/ Mae's discs! lol! that was FUNNY and FUN!! ;D Made up songs called Buboy"Oscar" and Jaime "Come Play Soccer w/ ME!!", Mae and Mary Anne's stalker, Ms. Lonely Olive and the best ever Salmonela(sp?) Duck!!! that gave me the runs! ;p There were more, but I forgot them..haha..we should've recorded it!! and video taped Mae rolling on the floor laughing! I love it! hehe ;) haha..it's always fun to make friends laugh or smile!! ;)

After the laughter, we headed to the NFCU and then to the Old Navy @ Highland to get a present for my nephew through a cousin. We also went to Party City and looked for customes and then headed to the base for 2 free movies. Lol..Mae! you'll be able to watch American Wedding sometime! hehe ;p We watched Freaky Friday and Tomb Raider. I surprisingly likd Freaky Friday..better than the old version! ;D and Tomb Raider wasn't so bad! ;D Thanks for the movies guys and the food!!! ;) Fun Times all the time w/ u guys!! ;)

OoOo Happy Bday Mike! So, I went to work from 11-9 yesterday and went straight to Mike's house afterwards. I didn't get in his house right away due to my "instinct" of just ringing the doorbell of the house I thought was his cause there was a Matrix outside the house and Mae's Honda was parked outside!!! lol! that was just funny!!..oh man. So I go and ring the doorbell and Mexican Man w/ his dog goes outside! hah..I got is this 1005..hahaha..oh man! that was a funny/embarrasing one!..And I WAS going to go IN the GARAGE too!! lol! that would've been worse! and Go Surprise!!!! hahahah! But at least I wasn't the only one to do that..hehe..I told Mary Anne to go to the house w/ the Matrix outside and Mae's car is parked @ the side..hehe..and she fell for it since she didn't know Mike's house number! heheh..FUNNY!

So other than that, we spent some fun times in the house just laughing and going picture crazy!!! I love it! and playin "hide and seek" hehe..;) Fun times!! See u dont' always have to spend money to have fun! ;) When the clock hit 11, most of us left to go home! But we all went w/ a smile cause of the good times! ;D hehe..Thanks Guys! See! good thing I drove up just to see everyone again! ;D. It was worth the drive and getting low gas again..haha ;) Love U guys! ;D

Pictures from Friday courtesy of Mae:
Chinese Place!
Dash Board Pics!!!

Wow..I'm dark..or Mae's just really light! haha
Crazy Louis!
Smell my finger!
Smiles!!!
Pictures from yesterday courtesy of Chas:
Chas and Jing
Mary Anne, Bday Boy Mike, and Me
Chas and Me "glowing"..hah
Me and Mary Anne?!..hah..Chas' creation..hah
Jing, Chas, Mary Anne, and Me
Girls

Olive laughed at 7:55 PM//

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Thursday, September 18, 2003

...___our Hearts out...

Woke up this morning and talked to Mike if he's avail. tom. for the "plan". He said he's workin so hopefully next week? I don't even know if I really want to..but I guess for the cousin..hah. Anyways, class was cool I guess. Test tomorow and hope I do good. Went to Mary Anne's after and went to Bonita in "hope" to see someone there..hahaha..but fun fun..hah! after window shopping there, we went back to her place to do the mini page and waited for Mae and Bubster to come. After trying to write w/ our left hands, Mary Anne's pretty good! we decided to sing some karaoke! Thanks "bub" for fixing the machine!! hehehe ;p I haven't sang in forever...ack! I should've taken a choir class..oh wells..hah! Even my 'rents are getting mad.hah..;/ Anyways, after singing our hearts out, Mae drove us to Clairemont to Morning Glory..man..that lady should've been working there! eck! but its' ok..I got me some boba and we headed down to traffic. We picked up Bub and dropped by Louis for some M&M treats and got some .99 chinese food! YuM! ;) We ate our food @ the usual park and burned calories laughing our hearts out!! hehe ;D After the laughter, went back to Mary Anne's and I went home. I caught a 'lil traffic due to the people looking @ the accident but it's all goodie. Overall, Fun time Fun times!!! ;)

Olive laughed at 7:12 PM//

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Monday, September 15, 2003

...Passed...

Just wanted to share that my ate passed the LVN board examinations!! Whooo!! ;) I'm proud of her! so proud that my ass cried for her when I found out! Ack! hahah..I love u ate! ;) and Congrats!!!

...Interesting...

Hey I thought this was interesting! I got it from my dad..

"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng
is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae
the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

Olive laughed at 8:47 PM//

...E-mails...

E-mails I thought are pretty funny or interesting to post:

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the
> different kind of boobs?"
> Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if
we
> didn't ...there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age --
In
> her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
> thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
> After fifty, they are like onions."
> "Onions, Dad?"
> "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
> Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of
> penises are there?"
> The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man
> goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an
> oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch,
> flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it's like a Christmas tree."
> "A Christmas tree?"
> "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoratio
.....
Go to the link below, and look at the picture. You will see what
appears to be a normal apartment-sized dining room.

Focus your eyes on the clear bowl that sits on the table. There are
two little blue dots on the bowl. The trick is to let your eyes
kind of fall into a relaxed trance on them.

The temptation is to want to look out the windows behind the table,
but don't do that! Keep focusing on the bowl. It took me about
half a minute to get to the point at which I could keep my eyes from drifting. Stay with it!!

click here
....
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"

"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.

Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"

"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.

"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.

"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.

"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you! You don't want those people!"

"How much?" He asked again.

Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."

Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price.

Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash GOD and then wonder why the world's going to HELL.

Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?

Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in GOD" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in GOD).

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through
Email and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what GOD thinks of me.
...
A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms
around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think
we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we
find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the door-bell,
because the young couple hasn't paid their last bill: "Are you Mrs. Smith?
You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company.
"What are you saying? It's in your files?????"
"Absolutely."
"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a
bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next
morning.

"What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month
overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to
do is pay us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
...
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."
...
Sid and Dave were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
Sid asks Dave, "Are there any Jews in Mexico?" "I don't know," Sid
replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Dave asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the
kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said,"No, sir. "No Mexican Jews"
"Are you sure?" Dave asked. "I will check again, sir." the waiter
replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews
in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews. "
Are you really sure?" Dave asked again. "I cannot believe there are no
Mexican Jews."
"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have ORANGE
JEWS, PRUNE JEWS, TOMATO JEWS and GRAPE JEWS, but no one ever hear of
MEXICAN JEWS.
...
For anyone who didn't see David Letterman's take on this:(And it's a true story...)

On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of
quarters at a slot machine.

She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the
hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her
room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat,"she told her husband
and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator. As she was about
to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already on board. Both
were black. One of them was tall...very tall...an intimidating
figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: These two are going
to rob me. Her next thought was: Don't be a bigot, they look like
perfectly nice gentlemen. But racial stereotypes are powerful, and
fear immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt
anxious, flustered and ashamed. Her hesitation
about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious now. Avoiding
eye contact, she
turned around stiffly and faced the elevator doors as they closed. A
second passed, and the another second, and then another. Her fear
increased! The elevator didn't move.0 Panic consumed her. My God,
she thought, I'm trapped and about to be robbed! Her heart
plummeted. Perspiration poured from every pore. Then one of the men
said, "Hit the floor." Instinct told her to do what they told her.
The bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and
collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down on
her. Take my money and spare me, she prayed. More seconds passed.
She heard one of the men say po! litely, "Ma'am, if you'll just tell
us what floor you're going to, we'll push the button." The one who
said it had a little trouble getting the words out. He was trying
mightily to hold in a belly laugh. The woman lifted her head and
looked up at the two men. They reached down to help her up.
Confused, she struggled to her feet. "When I told my friend here to
hit the floor," said the average sized one, "I meant that he should
hit the elevator button for our floor. I didn't mean for you to hit
the floor, ma'am." He spoke genially. He bit his lip. It was obvious
he was having a hard time not laughing. The woman thought: My God,
what a spectacle I've made of myself. She was humiliated to speak.
She wanted to blurt out an apology, but words failed her. How do you
apologize to two perfectly respectable gentlemen for behaving as
though they were going to rob you? She didn't know what to say. The
three of them gathered up the strewn quarters and refilled her
bucket. When the elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on
walking her to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet,
and they were afraid she might not make it down the corridor.

At her door they bid her a good evening. As she slipped into her
room she could hear them roaring with laughter as they walked back
to the elevator. The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself
together and wentdownstairs for dinner with her husband. The next
morning flowers were delivered to her room - a dozen roses. Attached
to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The card
said: "Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years."

It was signed;

Eddie Murphy
Michael Jordan
...
A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices
>that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
>
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Tomato!!!
>
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Tomato!!!
>
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Lettuce!!!
>Tomato!!!
>She screams.
>Lettuce!!!
>Tomato!!!
>Whoa!!!
>PULL IT OUT!!!
>PULL IT OUT!!!
>
>Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
...
Nice Quote to keep in mind:
Take time every day to do something silly. - Philipa Walker

Olive laughed at 1:15 PM//

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Saturday, September 13, 2003

...Friday Fun...

So I was late for my 1st class again this Friday but it's ok, they weren't doin much anyways. When I got home, I cooked me some food while talking to Mary Anne and she ended up calling me back cause she had to eat and when she did, she invited me to go to Sunsets Cliff w/ the posse! ;) I was debating if I should go, but I went since I've never been there! so I left the car @ her pad and she drove us there to meet w/ everyone and ended up having a Friday Fun!! hehe.. Here's the pics courtesy of Mae again since I forgot the cam...;)

The Ladies there (undies showing?!?!..hahah..Li has them too!)

Diff. Pose

Mary Anne "Jumping In"

Bj and Buboy trying to catch a fish

The Fish.."jack"

Throwing the fish back to sea..hah

Mary Anne, Me, and Mae trying to take a pic but just can't seem to get it..hahaha

Mae lookin like she's slowly falling off..hahahah

Almost there...

Finally Mike took it for us..haha Thanks!

"Hi" says Mary Anne

Mike walkin..

Mae lookin down..

Last Pics we took before the batt. died...
Mary Anne?!..Umm...hehe ;p
Cute..*gags* hehe
*gags* again...
*gags* one more time..hahahah ;B
Umm.. Buboy?!..haha..He must like Mike ;D
Mary Anne lookin like she's about to make one of her noises..hehe ;D
Mary Anne and I lookin constipated..hahaha w/ Mike lookin like a wierdo and Mae tryin ta look cute..haha ;p
The last pic alas! heheh

Today, wowies..have you ever been 1 hour and 15 minutes late to work? well I was today! when I lived 10 minutes away from work! what the?!?! it was because of the whole protesting thing going on w/ the farmers. But that was ok I guess..just nuts though! I stayed 1 hr. later though so it was okie dokies. Work was fun I guess today..it was slow though. One moment to remember was I didn't even know I was being part of a "mission" ahha..well they just saw this 1 guy changing the tags on the pants to make it WAY cheaper and they ended up getting him...haha..I think it would've been cool if I knew about it to play it off..hehe..but it's ok.

Ooo..I had my 1st test for Spanish today and hope I did good! but speaking of Spanish, a lady complimented me about my Spanish.hehe..I haven't gotten that for a while so that was nice to hear. Oh another moment today was while I was doing go backs, there was these 3 aunties paying for their stuff when all of a sudden I hear one of the aunties go.."Old Navy...I have an Old Navy at Home!" hahaha..I thought that was funny! I guess one of 'em u gotta be there to really laugh @ it. Then another moment is that I got to know more about one of the co-workers there..and wows..he needs to be in an anger management class! hahah..that's all I can say!

So overall, despite the heavy crazy traffic, it was a good day! ;)..take care eveyrone!!

Olive laughed at 10:12 PM//

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Tuesday, September 09, 2003

...First times...

3rd week started yesterday and it was the same o..getting use to the classes and that's about it. I feel like I should at least have one more class, but since it's already too late to add one, I just thought I'd take it easy and concentrate in school since I also work. Anyways, after school, I waited for Ren to get to school and she gave me a bday card w/ $!!! lol! heheh ;p. I went w/ her to admin to transfer grades to UCSD and I took her to the outlet since she's never been there yet! Wowies! hehe so I took her ther for her first time! ;) We checked out the stores and ate @ A&W! Thanks Ren!! good times good times!! until next time yea? "Holla" if you want to get that brown jacket we both looked @ at the same time! lol..hehe

So for today, no school on Tuesdays, so I stayed home and finally got to chat w/ Marvs again! dang! long time no see nor hear girl! but I'm glad we got to chat today! hehe..I got her to join friendster! heheh >=D. I went to work at 12 where it was slow but fun w/ Kathy and Carolina there. When I got off, I went w/ Lorenia and Carolina to Carolina's first time buying a Starbucks drink..hehe ;D First times..haha...laughing times w/ them there w/ their "mans"..lol! ;) So that's about my day...late!

OoO..Read this on Ren's profile and I thought it was nice..

Love is not something
that happens on first sight.
It happens when you start
knowing each other, and
in turn, end up needing each other
for every feeling,
for every thought,
and for every moment

* Isn't this the best part of breakin' up
Finding someone else you can't get enough of
Someone who wants to be with you too
-Liz Phair

* But for now, we are buckled down by metal bars on this rollercoaster, spinning and circling through everyday life. And we can either scream for help and wish it would all end, or raise our hands and enjoy the ride while it lasts...

Olive laughed at 6:32 PM//

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Sunday, September 07, 2003

...Lazy...

Hah..since that big picture updated, eh..I'm too lazy to type what I've done last week..so go to Mae's "journal" and read the one dated on the 6th of September k? haha ;D Thanks for the fun week as usual!!..lol....only 2nd week of school and most of u missed at least 1 class already! PoO!..haha..NoOo!..but eh..I think I'll take it easy this sem..though I don't feel like it's a full sem for me since I get off early and only have 14? units? and I want to add one more class..child dev. just to get it over w/ u know?..but eh..it's too late to add more classes now anyways. HmM..I gues it's time for me to have fun..and find myself?..haha* thinking mode *...ack..ok..whatever..take care everyone!!

Olive laughed at 7:56 PM//

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